Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Warthogs.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?