What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Just a kibble more!
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a dog's favorite book?