Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?