Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do baseball players love bowling?