Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Mother Nature.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What day is your mom always right?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?