What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?