Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What car can't keep a secret?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?