What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the fish blush?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?