What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?