What is the most adorable season?
Aww-tumn.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?