What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do two skunks argue?