Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
Where does cheese invest its money?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?