Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the cow afraid?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?