What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the politest month?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What animals love to close envelopes?