What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are trees so good at interior design?