What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?