Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?