How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?