Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?