What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?