What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?