What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do books sleep?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?