What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.