What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?