What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the turkey cross the road?