Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?