How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?