What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's E.T. short for?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What bird is always sad?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?