What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's the opposite of irony?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?