What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?