What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
An alphabet.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?