What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?