What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?