Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
What is blue and not heavy?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?