Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do surfers go to school?