What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are English teachers so smart?