Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
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What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?