Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
How do you get kids to do something?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?