Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
A flame-ingo.
Why do mice need oiling?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How do you compliment a cat?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which animal should never work for the government?