What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did summer say to spring?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What birds make average students?