What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?