What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?