Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?