What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?