What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?