What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?