Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?