Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?