What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?