What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?