What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?